Stargate SG-1 Slash Poetry Offerings By Assorted Authors
The following poetry offerings were offered up for sacrifice during Poetry Month, April '04, on the FDAS group list on Yahell. Now, I'm offering them up to you. All are Stargate SG-1 related in one way or another. Some are funny, some are sad, some are warm and fuzzy, and some are hot as hell.
| Multiple Offerings |
Yragg | Catspaw | Sue | Ms Beata | Eos | Alph
| Single Offerings |
Dangermouse | Annie | Wadjet | Huffy
Yragg
. . .
Offering #1
The easy sunlight of dawn fell about his face;
And the deck on which he sat felt warm on
Naked skin.
Once was a boy some eighteen years ago - no more,
With skin bronzed to coffee-cream and beyond.
Hair silken strands - golden tinged with light.
The tree lined lake - magnificent in Pavonian blue
Was as motionless as sleep;
No hint of ripple - no sign of fish.
Thought he heard the roar of the wind;
Imagined the voice of man and lover
Almost saw the finger beckon him, urge him
To leave the deck.
With a smile of sudden beauty he rose
And eased his fingers slowly over his body.
Turning to face, he waved to the man
Standing by their cabin.
Like the Kingfisher he was gone, on this
His halcyon day.
Offering #2
Standing in the corner of my desert garden,
I see a figure so pale and still, he almost blends
Into the ever-shifting sands.
He rarely speaks and when he does, he talks to
The wind.
I try not to look into his face;; it hurts
Me to see him so; it reminds me of all that
I thought I had forgotten.
Still my eyes are drawn to his,
There he holds me - spell bound.
There is no hiding place in a desert.
My garden is no ordinary garden. In it
I grow memories and hopes - they offer no shelter;
There is no shelter.
I am watched constantly.
Now he stands before me, naked;
I reach out to touch him and he smiles.
The sand, blowing into my eyes, blinds me and
I stumble over mounds of memories.
Fond - troubled memories.
When I can see, I am no nearer to him than before,
But relieved to see he has not disappeared
From the garden.
I need his presence - Always.
Offering #3
Through golden haze, daylight starts,
I dream.
Breathing, sighing, starting to move,
I taste.
Remembrance stirs of times well past,
I burn.
Scents a mingle, memory hurts, desire rages,
I yearn.
Love has fled, life has gone,
I hurt.
Offering #4
I watch you, as you play
Your game.
I see as your
Disguise slides.
Attraction burns within
Your eyes.
You plan conversation to keep
Me occupied.
Those around try to make me
Stand aside.
They won't move me
These others
Won't let them see we
Are lovers,
Carry on keep playing
Your game.
I watch you, as you play
Your game.
I see as your,
Disguise slides.
Attraction burns within,
Your eyes.
You plan conversation to keep,
Me occupied.
Those around try to make me,
Stand aside.
They won't move me,
These others
Won't let them see we,
Are lovers,
Carry on keep playing,
Your game.
Offering #5
My name is Jack,
I like it on my back
On the side,
I'm wide
But best of all,
Is in the shower stall
My name is Jack,
You're what I lack.
Offering #6
suck - ing
Stretching, reaching, tasting
Groaning, sighing, lasting
Head to groin
Groin to head
Shuddering, jolting, coming
Caressing, touching, loving
Groin to head
Head to groin
Offering #7
Hands flex curl,
then fist.
Cheeks flush
sweat does drip.
Bodies move
two then one
Legs tighten chest,
is red.
Muscles spasm
senses do trip.
Bodies stop
two are one
Catspaw
. . .
Offering #1
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
by Ms Beata and Catspaw
Jack and Daniel sitting by the 'gate,
Watching each other masturbate.
First comes Daniel,
Then comes Jack,
Then they decide to head for the sack.
Jack and Daniel lying in the bed,
Jack slithers down and starts giving head.
First he sucks,
Then he swallows.
They're both as happy as pigs in wallows.
Jack and Daniel do it every day,
They both like it every which way.
Jack nails Daniel,
Daniel nails Jack -
They both love fucking and they both have the knack.
Jack and Daniel sitting in a chair,
Too fucking tired to come anywhere.
Jack says, "Wanna...?"
Daniel says, "Nope.
My ass hurts so you don't have a hope."
Jack and Daniel sitting by a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Downtime's over,
They're both sore.
Their next downtime, they'll do it all some more.
Offering #2
(untitled limerick)
A proud Jaffa warrior named Teal'c,
Upon having his first feel of silk,
Said, "O'Neill, this feels good.
I'd be pleased if you would
Give me some underwear of this ilk."
Offering #3
The Colonel's Lament
(to the tune of 'Funiculi Funicula')
Last night, I contemplated masturbation.
It did me good. I knew it would.
Tonight, think I'll repeat the operation.
I'll do it twice. It will be nice.
Daniel, Daniel, I want you in my bed
But I'll have to jerk myself instead.
I ain't complainin' here - I have to say it's grand -
But for total satisfaction I'd prefer *you* in my hand.
Offering #4
My Linguist
"My linguist," his team leader said,
"Is an expert at giving great head.
He sucks on my dick,
Then he gives it a lick
Before he sits on it instead."
Offering #5
Woeful Writing is Sam
A bright Air Force Major named Sam
Has great trouble keeping a man.
The guys that she eyes
Tend to drop dead like flies -
Or otherwise generally scram.
Offering #6
Haiku for Urgo
~~~~~~~~~~
Compulsion tugging.
Enactment overwhelming.
Achievement? Sublime.
Sue
. . .
Offering #1
(Untitled)
And in the darkness they did meet
Their love they had to hide
Lost when they went out alone
Feeling passion at one's side
All who knew their bravest deeds
This secret must be kept
Till one day when the world might change
For now they dreamed and slept.
Offering #2
Tell it to us Boys
Tell it to us boys, we'd really like to know,
When Jack goes down on Daniel, how quickly does he blow?
Tell it to us boys, as we watch and fantasize,
When Jack says he likes spanking, was Daniel that surprised?
Tell it to us boys, while we slowly masturbate,
When Jack is fucking Daniel, are you thanking God that your not straight?
Tell it to us boys, before we cream our jeans,
What gets you off the quickiest, what really makes you scream?
So now that we've been satisfied, our hunger has been met,
Tell it to us boys, are you finished fucking yet?
Offering #3
For the FDAS
Forget the hearts and flowers; it's not needed with our guys.
Don't write some silly love songs or have them agonize.
We hate to read the shippy stuff; it makes us cringe and groan.
We want our boys together to hear them pant and moan.
Please write about the sexy stuff that helps us fantasize
Of Jack and Daniel going down before our very eyes.
Now go and write your stories and then with any luck
You knew we had to say it; we just want our boys to fuck!
Offering #4
Long Live Daniel
Daniel's dead, long live Daniel, at least that's what they wrote,
They bashed his head, broke both legs and even slit his throat.
Daniel's dead, long live Daniel, he's miraculously survived,
Bullet wounds and acid burns that blinded his blue eyes.
Daniel's dead, long live Daniel, the injuries are gross,
The only thing they haven't done is take him as a host.
Daniel's dead, long live Daniel, I can't begin to understand,
How any man who's died so much can look so fit and tanned.
Daniel's dead, long live Daniel, the sarcophagus awaits,
Because certain unnamed writers think Daniel whumping's great.
Ms Beata
. . .
Offering #2 (because #1 is with Catspaw's Offerings)
W-A-X-Z-I-N-G
George and Walter sitting by the 'gate.
Walter's waxing George's pate.
Left, wax on
Right, wax off
When he's done I bet they'll boff.
Eos
. . .
Offering #1
"Only way I know"
How long?
That's what you asked me.
How long have I? Since the first moment.
How long will I? Til my last moment.
Forever is the only way I know.
How much?
That's what you asked me.
How much do I? Don't ask me to quantify the immeasurable.
Completely is the only way I know.
Why?
That's what you asked me.
Why?
Why not?
Offering #2
And for something completely different...
There was an old flyboy from Chicago
Who'd gone just as far as he could go
So he threw in his birds
Wooed his lover with words
Now they're boinking their way 'cross Colorado.
Alph
. . .
Offering
Sonnet - A Black-Ops. Colonel's Lament
My Conscience died today - is gone from me--
ascended far beyond my reach and sight.
Yet my dark soul's still bound - is not set free
despite I've lost my irksome guiding light.
O, when you left, I never shed a tear,
though I, with you, was bleeding deep inside.
Had to be strong... I knew your heart would hear
the anguish and despair behind the pride.
You knew your time had come. Yet still you cared
for those you did not know and never will.
No thought for self, while others stood and stared.
What's left for us? -- A body cold and still.
And thus we lost the one who kept us true--
I wish it had been me instead of you.
..............
Haikus
~
Daniel makes Jack scream
As he bends over low bough;
Cherry blossom falls
.
Long grass and bare ass
Sweat - slap of flesh - Jack slams hard
Under summer sun.
.
B.D.U.s falling
Like golden leaves of autumn
Mist hides the lovers.
.
Snow drifts and warm fire -
Trapp'd for weeks; nothing to do
Except each other.
Dangermouse
. . .
Offering
There once was a young man called Jackson,
Whose general shouted "Stand back son!
The Colonel's gone bad,
We think he's quite mad
He can't take his eyes off your tack, son."
There was an old colonel called Jack
Who watched like a hawk his pal's tack
His mate said "stop staring,
It's there for the sharing"
then found himself flat on his back.
Annie
. . .
Offering
Unfortunately there are the powers that be
Who can't write, well according to me
And when they come back
From their trip to Planet Hack
I hope the GDO code Walter doesn't see
Wadjet
. . .
Offering
Daniel groaning
Jack moaning
Grappling, writhing
Moonlit lovemaking
Huffy
. . .
Offering
Danny
He fucks like a dream,
Jack coming very loudly,
Danny panting hard.